Now, as you're looking at some of these potential gift ideas, you may be wondering:
"But what size shoe do I get? Which console should I buy for?? What clothing size will fit his tiny little body?!"
Fear not! I have anticipated these questions, and made a handy little cheatsheet for you to refer to, without having to figure out a discreet way of determining my sizing!
Shoe size: 4 (UK sizing)
Shirt Sizing: M (sometimes S in men's sizes)
Trousers: [Insert here]
Height: 5"2'
Consoles Owned
PlayStation 1
PlayStation 2
PlayStation 3
PlayStation 4
PlayStation 5
Nintendo 64
Sega Megadrive
Nintendo Switch
Gaming PC